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Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:01 PM EDT
"Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian. What are some of your favorites?1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.3. L …
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Survey Finds Majority of Americans Do Not Believe Religious Liberty Under Attack; Most Also Favor Birth Control Mandate and Allowing Gays To Marry
Seeded on Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:54 AM EDT (Public Religion Research Institute)
Among Those Who Believe Religious Liberty is Threatened, Only 6 Percent Cite Contraceptive Coverage Controversy as Reason Most (56%) Americans do not believe that the right of religious liberty is being threatened in America today. However, nearly 4-in-10 (39%) believe that re …
Does Not Compute: This Is Not An Asylum
Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:48 PM EST
Personally, I like change. That might surprise some folks who know me. I used to wear holes through my shoes. I'm not giving up my discontinued model of car.
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Romney: 'I'm not concerned with the very poor' (Video)
Wed Feb 1, 2012 9:53 AM EST
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MOTHER - Poem
Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:28 PM EST
i hate you i love you i hate you all over againi see you with your paper skingasping for air like some sallow hagfish chained to a blasted heaththere is uneasy, aimless talk you shuffle back to your bubbleback to your safe haveni find you curled up within your …
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Queers, keep yourselves quiet!!! (America knows you're wrong.)
Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:06 AM EDT
A friend and I were walking in the mall yesterday and I stopped at the water fountain to get a drink.
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Tracking Down My Online Haters
Seeded on Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:52 AM EST (CNN)
Normally, this sort of thing doesn't faze me. Write sports for a living (especially online, as I do for SI.com), insults come with the turf. You're dumb. You suck. You're an idiot. You're a moron. I'll never read your crap again. That's the %#$$ #$@@#$ %$$# thing I've ever heard.
How WE would fix Newsvine
Sat Oct 9, 2010 2:05 PM EDT
Over here, a discussion has been had in response to a seed listing suggestions for improving Newsvine. At over 1000 comments, lots of derailing and a dash of drama, the thread has become all but unusable. And certainly ineffective for real discussion purposes.
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S&M, #31 and Me
Thu Oct 7, 2010 2:38 PM EDT
Last Wednesday night one of my teeth started having tremors. It's a bad tooth. It was scheduled to be removed once the areas of the extractions I had two weeks ago healed. I had babied it. Coddled it. Talked nice to it. No solid foods. Topical numbing solution. Got through it.
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Friendship and Reciprocity
Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:32 PM EDT
I've been thinking a lot about friendship. The types there are. The meaning. I've never been one of those people that has a large group of friends. I have a few people that I am close to. My best friend and I have been 'together" for over 30 years. There have been rough spots.
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Pluck it, Shave it, Wax it!
Tue Sep 7, 2010 11:59 AM EDT
It's a subject that needs to be brought into the light. Men do it. Women do it. Some should do it more...or less. Sometimes it's spoken about in passing. Sometimes we talk about it amongst each other. The time has come to open up and tell it like it is. It's grooming.
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Blogger beware: Postings can lead to lawsuits - latimes.com
Seeded on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:45 AM EDT (The L.A. Times)
The Internet has allowed tens of millions of Americans to be published writers. But it also has led to a surge in lawsuits from those who say they were hurt, defamed or threatened by what they read, according to groups that track media lawsuits.
Fractured Wall
Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:37 PM EDT
That hole that's inside me, that place with the wall, no chink in the mortar, no entrance at all. Then I discovered, protection or no, the danger is within, and nowhere to go. It fractured, saw daylight, for only a breath.
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DWF...Looking for Love!
Tue Jun 8, 2010 2:51 PM EDT
Hello gentlemen! The time has come for me to get back out in the dating and loving world! I got some advice from the interweb and decided to take a big breath and get to it! They say to be honest, be specific and be positive. NO problem. I call it like I see it. I do.
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The Stranger I Knew
Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:53 PM EDT
I was sitting at the computer killing time. Playing solitaire. I don't recall. The house was quiet. The radio playing softly in the background. A cigarette burning in the ashtray. I didn't hear him come up behind me. I felt it. He put a knife to my throat.
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In Deep Water...
Wed Mar 3, 2010 2:17 PM EST
I am swimming. The little dock many yards behind me. I can see the shore. The forest. The beach. Friends. I can hear their laughter, see them running around, playing with a brightly colored beach ball. Some laying on the hot sand, some goofing off on the edge of the water.
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Rumors On The Lastest Newsvine Fight
Mon Mar 1, 2010 5:05 PM EST
Shhhh........This is secret and no one is supposed to know. However, it just so happens that so-and-so called what's-his-face a bugger head.
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"Going Primal: The Psychologist"
Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:56 PM EST
Part 1 of a sporadic saga. Part 2 is here A while back, not very recently, I had a rather disturbing experience involving a gun, my girlfriend, and a bloody mess in my bedroom. I’m not going to go into the details here.
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Get Over It!
Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:02 PM EST
***** NOTE: Because some people found a term used in this article offensive, that term has been changed. No other edits have been made. ***** The other day I wrote this to my "Independent" friend Perrie...
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Neenie's Fruitcake
Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:30 AM EST
On another thread neenie heard me talking about how much I like fruitcake and how I have to buy them at the store because I don't know anyone that makes them. Well that led to a challenge.
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I am Now a Welfare Queen
Tue Dec 8, 2009 12:02 AM EST
In the eighteen months since the company at which my husband worked for almost 13 years closed, I have had as many as four jobs as a time. This makes it quite hard to be the mother of three children, two of whom have special needs.
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Winter Clown
Mon Dec 7, 2009 2:35 PM EST
Disconnected. This is how I feel right now. This happens every year for me. It's very common for people who suffer from depression or bipolar. Every year seems like it's the worst. Because you're in it. It's a dark place amid Christmas lights, smiling faces, giving.
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It's a Doorstop! It's an Anchor! It's a Fruitcake!
Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:04 AM EST
Johnny Carson once said, "The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."
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New Series: Under the Influences. Painting One - Andy Warhol (Gold Marilyn).
About a year ago I turned 50. I started thinking about how I got where I am. How does a kid from the southeast side of Chicago end up with paintings on five continents, teaching art in Turkey? My teachers. Not the people who stood in front of classrooms or in studios - from them …
Minority Birth Rate Now Surpasses Whites In US-- Census ShowsFor the first time, racial and ethnic minorities make up more than half the children born in the U.S., capping decades of heady immigration growth that is now slowing. New 2011 census estimates highlight sweeping changes in the nation's racial makeup and the prolonged impact o …
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And, I thought the guys walking out on the girl baseball player was news... If his congregation is okay with the situation, then what's the problem?
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With the media still buzzing over Manny's controversial condemnation of gay marriage ... Pretty Boy Floyd released a counter-statement on Twitter ... saying, "I stand behind President Obama & support gay marriage."
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Fox News contributor Monica Crowley on Wednesday called the president of the United States “bigoted” for his suggestion that a name like “Barack Hussein Obama” made winning elections more challenging. In an interview that aired on Tuesday, The View …
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Hey girl! I haven't seen you on the vine in awhile and I'm just wondering how you're doing? You are in my thoughts and I hope you're not in too much pain, although I'm sure you are. If you want to talk, I'm an email away. Holla back.
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Great job on the "Cereal, er Serial Writers" group.
Thanks for the invite to join... I am more than flattered.
And the choice of "Fruit Loops" as the profile pic... genius.
A picture says a thousand words... or thousands and thousands of words in our case.
Luv ya neenie.
Wow neenie! I could have sworn we were already friends! We have interacted on so many articles, guess I was wrong! Well, thank you for asking, glad it is taken care of now! Proud to be your friend ♥
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hey neenie--kind of interesting that you got all that from a couple of my random comments. Not entirely accurate, but I'll take it. Thank-you
You have a fascinating side yourself. Maybe I'll be able to reciprocate when I know you better...
Thanks for your support neenie... You Rock!
Neenie - i have missed you - everything ok with you?
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wanted to say thanks for accepting the friends request. i have enjoyed the comments and appricate many of your views. look forward to more. maddad
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Neenie, I am glad to see you back!!!!!!!! Missed seeing you around. ;~)
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